Cypher Labs' amazing CLAS -dB can push the lethal dose -- 192.000 -- of hurts into twenty four bits if you plug it into a computer. For the tech literate out there, this is one of the recipes for hi-res audio. (It is also bleeding, awkward sentence structure.)

However, You'll need a recent Android device with capability for USB hosting, an SD card, a minimum screen size, and the USB Audio Recorder app. Cypher Labs' main man, David Maudlin, has detailed the procedure on his blog.