Last week my iPhone SE came in. And though she ordered it late, so did my wife’s iPhone 7. While the SE is gloriously understated, and wieldy, the 7 is a return to what I consider Apple’s most horrific modern design. Its largest makeover is the removal of a headphone jack. Next is the smoothing out of its camera hump, a consequence of which is that iPhone 6-compatible cases half cover up the iPhone 7’s camera and flash superstructure.